BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.

we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.

so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.

so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	195	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	100
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Animals Bred:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	276	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Mines Excavated:	3547
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crops Grown:	4998
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6694
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	892	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	246846	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!