Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7462 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
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