BlockyProtestSq | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Items Found:	5662
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ores Mined:	4903
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Buildings Constructed:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2661
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Ores Mined:	4507
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	94
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	1675	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6480
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	249
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	277
Animals Bred:	135	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7