BlockyPinkSlipCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	736
Buildings Constructed:	41	Alien Abductions:	1
Crops Grown:	1702	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
New Chunks Explored:	753736	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Towns Built:	10
Ores Mined:	2720	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9253
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2155	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	151
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Divine Spears Created:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	5316	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	106
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5579
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Buildings Constructed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	920829	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Votes:	9764	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!

BoomerMinerCraft

10. Life experiences, 11. Work perceptions, 12. Occupational shifts, 13. Industry changes, 14. Career disillusionment, 15. Personal growth, 16. Work life balance, 17. Job fulfillment, 18. Career choices, 19. Professional development, 2. Changing perspectives, 20. Job prestige., 3. Career evolution, 4. Impressionable professions, 5. Job disillusionment, 6. Growing older, 7. Professional expectations, 8. Career reflections, 9. Job satisfaction, Aging perceptions, BoomerMinerCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of your boring day job that has become less impressive as you’ve gotten older? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave behind your mundane profession and become a professional block builder! No more sitting in boring meetings or dealing with annoying coworkers, just you and your trusty pickaxe creating epic structures in a virtual world.

Join our server and become the envy of all your friends as you build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Who needs a boring old office job when you can spend your days creating masterpieces in Minecraft?

So come on, leave behind the real world and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory). Trust us, once you start building, you’ll never look back at your old profession again!

Peeing Champ Server

bathroom breaks, bathroom records, bathroom world record, bathroom world record holder, bathroom world records, bladder control, Champ, lifetime world record, nobody will ever know, pee breaks, Peeing, restroom visits, Server, urinary frequency, urinary habits, urinary health, urinary records, urinary system, urinary world record, urinary world record holder, world record holder

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the quest to uncover the mystery of the legendary peepee champion! rumour has it that this elusive player has peed over 9000 times in-game, leaving a trail of golden puddles wherever they go. will you be the one to dethrone them and claim the title of peepee king? or will you join forces with the peepee champion and create a pee empire that will go down in minecraft history? the choice is yours, but one thing is for sure: on this server, anything is possible, even becoming a pee legend. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your minecraft life!

TheAbyss

Adventure, command blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	9498	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Items Found:	8651
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to TheAbyss. This is a one of a kind Factions server based off olg gen spigot servers. Please have a good time and respect all staff members. If youd like to apply for staff please contact one of the following owners. OfficialScheck Experience

Play.TheAbyss.pro

MineSy Network

Adventure, building, Challenges, collaboration, Community, dedsafio, floating island, innovation, Minecraft, MineSy Network, OneBlock, Parkour, parkour courses, Precision, Private Experience, private servers, Resources, skill, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, Territory

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	660	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

MineSy Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a unique and exciting experience for players of all levels. With a wide variety of its own modalities, MineSy Network stands out for its innovation and its commitment to community fun. Among the available modalities, you will find: Survival: Live a classic survival experience with a unique twist. Explore a vibrant world full of challenges, build your home and forge your adventure alongside other players. Parkour: Test your skill and precision with parkour courses specially designed to keep you on the edge. From simple challenges to extreme obstacles, prove you’re the best! Dedsafio: An exclusive MineSy Network modality where ingenuity, strategy and collaboration are key. Get ready to face unique tests that will keep you hooked. Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and build your empire in the sky. Collect resources, expand your territory and master this popular mod with the creative twists of MineSy Network. Private Servers: Are you looking to play with your friends in a personalized environment? MineSy Network offers private servers so you can create your own unique experience and play your way.

With an active community and a team dedicated to constant content development, MineSy Network is the ideal place to enjoy everything Minecraft has to offer, and much more!

play.minesy.net

Oh Yeah Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Events, Experience, flashback, History, Incident, Land, looking back, Memories, memory lane, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past events, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, Story, Tale, that happened, Throwback, yeah, yesteryears

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like weird and wacky adventures? Well, boy do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring crazy biomes and battling mythical creatures. Plus, you might just stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a giant zombie chicken. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life!