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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7352 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
