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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5076 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
