Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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