BlockyNightmares | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2661	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	4608	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Animals Bred:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8054	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	526509
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5