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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5824 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to cross your path?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the truth behind all the lies you’ve been told about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).