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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4468 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4947 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to cross your path?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the truth behind all the lies you’ve been told about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).