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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2649 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Mines Excavated: | 4997 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
New Chunks Explored: | 564883 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6169 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to cross your path?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the truth behind all the lies you’ve been told about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).