BlockyMyths | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world and deliver a measly block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to cross your path?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the truth behind all the lies you’ve been told about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a resident Ender Dragon who doubles as a matchmaker, setting up femanons with the most eligible blocky bachelors in the land. From diamond armor fashion shows to creeper speed dating, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a beautiful Minecraft player surrounded by all those stunning avatars? Well, come join our server where being ugly is celebrated! We embrace all the ugly niggas out there and give them a place to shine. Our server is filled with wonky looking characters, bizarre builds, and a community that values uniqueness over perfection. So if you’re ready to stand out in a sea of pretty faces, come join us and let your ugliness shine!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Spacey Minecraft SMP – BLACKED General

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Welcome to the Big Black Capes Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few questionable mods. Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI reigns supreme and the BLACKED Modding community thrives.

Looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity with the help of NovelAI V.3? Look no further, because we’ve got unlimited gens for just $25 a month! And don’t forget to check out our BLACKED Clothing line – because who doesn’t want to game in style?

But that’s not all – our BNWO Dictionary will have you speaking in tongues you never knew existed, and our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program will have you earning rewards you never thought possible.

So come join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only thing crazier than the mods is the community. Who knows, you might just end up with a cape so big, it’ll block out the sun.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ores Mined:	7585	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

What are Minecraft servers like MineScape ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to MineScape include:

1. RuneScapeCraft – This server combines the worlds of Minecraft and RuneScape, offering a nostalgic experience for players who love both games. Explore familiar locations from RuneScape, complete quests, and engage in PvP battles in this immersive server.

2. AdventureCraft – AdventureCraft offers a unique gameplay experience with custom quests, challenges, and events for players to enjoy. Dive into a world full of adventure and excitement, with endless opportunities for exploration and creativity.

3. FantasyRealm – FantasyRealm is a fantasy-themed Minecraft server that features custom dungeons, quests, and RPG elements. Embark on epic adventures, level up your character, and discover hidden treasures in this immersive and engaging server.

4. MedievalCraft – Step back in time with MedievalCraft, a Minecraft server inspired by medieval history and lore. Build castles, wage wars, and experience life in a medieval kingdom as you immerse yourself in this rich and detailed world.

5. PixelmonCraft – If you’re a fan of Pokémon and Minecraft, then PixelmonCraft is the server for you. Catch and train Pokémon in a Minecraft world, battle other players, and embark on a journey to become a Pokémon master in this exciting and unique server.

Whether you’re looking for nostalgia, adventure, or something completely new, these servers offer experiences similar to MineScape that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lesbian Straightening Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so skilled at building, they could turn a dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of their wrist. And get this – they were so charming, they could even set a lesbian straight! That’s right, folks, on this server, anything is possible. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to turning diamonds into chocolate! Just kidding, but seriously, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Masses Minecraft SMP Generals

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the generals gather in their masses for some epic PvP battles and crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to ride into battle on a pig while throwing exploding chickens at your enemies. Or maybe you prefer to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama vs player showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Shiori Novella Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main activity is sharing a giant soup pot with other players! It’s like a culinary social experiment where you never know what kind of soup you’ll end up with. Will it be a delicious gourmet masterpiece or a disgusting concoction that will make you question your life choices? Join now to find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who have formed their own civilization. They have their own potato king, potato laws, and even potato currency. Will you befriend the potato people or join forces with the rebellious carrot faction trying to overthrow the potato monarchy? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese houses, cheese trees, even cheese animals. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat everything in sight?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a soup-tastic, potato-filled, cheese-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minekampf Minecraft server

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cute Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no cute girls in sight? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated babes just waiting to team up with you! From the fierce warrior princess to the sassy sorceress, there’s a girl for every type of player. Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where the real treasure is finding your pixel-perfect match!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.