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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2395 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!