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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4455 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Farms Harvested: | 129 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!