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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9375 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1315 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!