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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2973 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 1520 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
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