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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2420 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 124 |
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