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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5664 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1719 |
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