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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Potions Brewed: 57 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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