BlockyLove | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

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CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Age	4 years old
Current Season	January – Present
World Border	Expanded for 1.21 update

Server Features

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
Crafting Tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

Are there any server perks for donors?

Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Towns Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	389048	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	6859	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TrendyCraftRevival

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Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ores Mined:	7288
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

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Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	6722
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Items Found:	8066	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	161
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LessonLearnedMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.