BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Puffton Corporation SMPs

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A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, CREEPERS, Dungeons now loading, farmers delight, Forge, FRIENDSHIPS, ftb chunks, FTB Quests, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Simply Swords, Twilight Forest, vinland, wear

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Animals Bred:	56	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Farms Harvested:	197	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Villages Defended:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Emeralds Found:	6277
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	846	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	97	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Animals Bred:	107
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8563
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	164
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8104	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7