so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1743
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Farms Harvested: 340 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 628343 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6873 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 199 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Villages Defended: 5 Animals Bred: 43
    Crops Grown: 3750 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mines Excavated: 1439
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Falling into the Void: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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