so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Zombie Dances: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ArcticPvP

    ArcticPvP

    ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Zombie Dances: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

    Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

    Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!

    Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22

    MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Emeralds Found: 9584
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BroLifeCraft

    BroLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

    Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

    But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

    Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7002 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Potions Brewed: 79
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyPovertyPro

    CraftyPovertyPro
    If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

    also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Spin Chain Shenanigans

    Spin Chain Shenanigans
    hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

    why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Superflat

    Superflat

    Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 172746 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RebellNation

    RebellNation

    Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [​Optifine is Optional] [[[​Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magic Items Found: 5532
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 371793
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Dimension Hops: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8558 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6746 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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