so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Holy Grails Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43

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