so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
Ores Mined: 6829 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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