BlockyHurtHaven

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Farms Harvested: 462 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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