BlockyHurtHaven

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Villages Defended: 17
Void Armor Forged: 28 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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