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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5909 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 47 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.