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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2915 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Potions Brewed: | 198 |
Ores Mined: | 9160 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 154 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.