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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 133 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 321 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.