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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9813 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 58 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.