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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8450 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.