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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7462 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
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