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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2152 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5065 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
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