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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5651 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 3353 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.