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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4691 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 898 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.