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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2496 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 552 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 226 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.