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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9994 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 253 | Animals Bred: | 86 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.