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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8586 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 3184 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
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