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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 238 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 377914 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.