BlockyHealthHazards | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Potions Brewed:	190	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Items Found:	7484
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CuriousCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	1692	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyDroneBuilders

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come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	150	Farms Harvested:	722
Potions Brewed:	195	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

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Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockyPoliceMC Server

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.