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Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ores Mined:	3107
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Votes:	7821	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Animals Bred:	178	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Potions Brewed:	161	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ores Mined:	2015
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Votes:	6614
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Animals Bred:	153
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1450	Crops Grown:	6359
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Enchantments Applied:	258	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Buildings Constructed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

Players:	96/900	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7