New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

BlockyGenitalIssues

BlockyGenitalIssues
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Players: 91/400 Votes: 353
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 5799
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Dimension Hops: 13
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Ores Mined: 1656 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

New Minecraft Servers

LOL YOU WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IF YOU’RE FEELIN’ DOWN ABOUT YOUR PENIS SIZE, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A THERAPY SESSION FOR YOUR DICK! WE’VE GOT BLOCKS FOR DAYS TO HELP YOU BUILD UP THAT CONFIDENCE AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN! PLUS, IF YOU’RE FEELIN’ A BIT SAD, JUST HOP ON AND START CRAFTIN’ AWAY THOSE WORRIES! WHO KNEW MINING AND CRAFTING COULD BE THE CURE FOR A SMALL DICK? JOIN US NOW AND WATCH YOUR MENTAL HEALTH SOAR TO NEW HEIGHTS…JUST LIKE YOUR PENIS SIZE!

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  • BoomerRageCraft

    BoomerRageCraft
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2212
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 3805
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

    So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 7245
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

    oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

    and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

    so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

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  • Advanced Monkey Business Server

    Advanced Monkey Business Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6450
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

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  • Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 5437
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Zombie Dances: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview

    Server Type Semi-Anarchy
    IP Address AnarchyNetwork.net
    Features Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
    World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
    Phantoms Completely removed
    Nether Roof Access Allowed

    FAQs

    Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

    A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

    Q: Can I teleport on the server?

    A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

    Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

    A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

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  • Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

    Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4450
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Farms Harvested: 503 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

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  • Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

    Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 5896
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 New Chunks Explored: 950168
    Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 3657
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

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  • HubbylessGiftsCraft

    HubbylessGiftsCraft
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 4495
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Potions Brewed: 112
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

    🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

    🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

    🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 1781
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

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  • RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4975
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7621 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

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  • Elon’s Far-Right Craft

    Elon’s Far-Right Craft
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1015
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mines Excavated: 2781
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

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  • NOVA

    NOVA
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8448
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 266
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Animals Bred: 187
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Hacking Allowed Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
    Griefing Allowed Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
    Base Building Players can build their own bases and structures.
    PvP Players can engage in player versus player combat.
    No Resets The server will never be reset.
    Unmoderated Chat Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
    Large Storage The server has 200GB of storage.
    Obbi Roof Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

    Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

    Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

    FAQs

    Q: Can I hack on the server?

    A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

    Q: Is griefing allowed?

    A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

    Q: Will the server ever reset?

    A: No, the server will never be reset.

    Q: Is chat moderated?

    A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

    Q: How much storage does the server have?

    A: The server has 200GB of storage.

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  • Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

    Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 5987
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 367
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

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  • Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

    Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9110
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

    Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

    Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

    And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

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  • TableTimeTussle

    TableTimeTussle
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 4852
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Enchantments Applied: 69
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

    But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

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