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Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

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Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	619220
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Animals Bred:	149

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crops Grown:	4329
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DocBlockDaycare

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Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Farms Harvested:	912
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TrustCraft: Love Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCreeperz

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magic Items Found:	2020	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoTouchy Door Handles

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So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1008
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

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come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

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ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MogMaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	9599	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the future of the USA is so bright, you gotta wear shades! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	3321	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8