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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6070 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 183 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
