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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6765 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Emeralds Found: | 7071 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
