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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5126 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
