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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6879 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 269 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 132 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
