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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4561 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 78 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
