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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5301 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
